Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
