Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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