I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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