"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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