If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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