She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
