Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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