If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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