Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Randomize
