my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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