He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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