if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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