how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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