before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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