You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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