im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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