It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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