I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Randomize
