yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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