Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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