real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
whose parrot is this?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
we're so committed to being not committed
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