how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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