There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.