I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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