PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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