its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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