If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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