May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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