Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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