I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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