Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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