This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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