Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The ass gains better be worth it
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