she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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