I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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