The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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