Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs