didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
...so i touched it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.