Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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