Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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