Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
two words: eviction party
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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