I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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