the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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