life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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