I'd wear matching sweaters with you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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