there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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