It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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