Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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