Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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