Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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