DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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