Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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