May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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