i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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